Breaking the law

#1-1998, going to Club 10 to hang out with Mikey and the crew. Why wasn't I working I wonder now...
#2-Pretty sure it was around 1999-2000 coming home from Winona or something.
#3-2002, coming back from celebrating Kelly's birthday (Mikey was also there...I blame him). An interesting side note, I also locked my keys in my car this day.
#4-2004, driving up to see my dad after a surgery. An interesting side note, I had just gotten a new tire twenty miles before I got caught speeding. Another interesting side note, I was in the Navy and my friend Falkenbury got in trouble for not noticing how "fast the trees were going by and telling me to stop driving so fast."
#5-Ohio. It was awful.
#6-Today.

So, there you have it folks. My six speeding tickets. In my defense, I've gotten pulled over 12 times, so at least I'm batting .500.

You take the good, you take the bad...

The good:
-The mole was not cancerous
-I think my scalp is getting better (finally)
-Cheddar is neutured and will no longer be able to impregnate his sister and make "Kraft Singles"
-I am finally done with MDS and only working for AAEA
-I am going to Florida next week

The bad:
-Acne still a problem :(
-It is supposed to snow tomorrow
-Gas prices
-I'm now 28

A few side notes:
-I think Sarah should think green by only flushing her toilet once a day
-I think Kelly should name her next baby after me
-I think Jason Castro should quit American Idol and just start touring in little clubs, and I will be a groupie
-I can't wait for the Sex and the City movie to come out
-Cribbage is the best game in the whole world

My New Life

I've been doing a lot of day dreaming. My new life consists of the following:
1. Move to Florida. Not in a touristy area, but an off the beaten path town on the ocean.
2. Find a cute little cottage with a quick path to the beach, and an outdoor shower.
3. Move into said cottage.
4. Rid myself of all dress clothes and only own jeans with holes in them and sandals. Oh, I will have my "nice" pair of jeans w/out holes for fancy occasions.
5. Learn how to surf.
6. Read.
7. For money I will do tarot readings.
8. Learn how to do really good tarot readings!
9. Own a beat up car.
10. Shop organically.
11. I will keep up w/ my hygiene as I am not fully convinced of the hippie lifestyle.
12. Own more tye dye.
13. The kittens will be able to go outside and then come in through the doggy door.
14. I will drink every night before I go to bed, but not to get drunk.
15. I will run on the beach every day.
16. I will wear a lot of sun screen.
17. Make friends with the locals.
18. Use my savy meeting planning skills to throw great parties.

That is my new life. Don't know when I will start it, but everyone is welcome to join me and/or visit.

As only a hippie would say, Peace!

Removal

Today I went to the dermatologist for two things: my scalp and a mole that has changed. He said my scalp was actually getting better, slowly but surely. He said the mole had to go. That's all fine and dandy, great news, especially knowing the fate of someone very close to me.

He then numbs the area and tells me he will be back with his nurse. About 3-5 minutes later he's back and tells me to lie back, etc. He then wants to test the area and asks if I can feel about three different needles, which I reply "yes". He asks "What does it feel like?" I say "A needle." Apparently he doesn't believe me, because about a second later out comes the mole. He said "What did that feel like?" in between my shock and awe I said "I don't know, I've never felt anything like that before." I don't know why he didn't believe me when I said I could feel it! Then came the worst part...the stitches. By then he knew I wasn't joking but we were too far in to turn back! So, I felt a mole removal, four needles, and three stitches today....not exactly what I was prepared for!

I go back in two weeks, so more news then!

Oh, other than that...not much else going on. Got to hang out with LB (that's short for Lori Bysong), went to Rockford to see the family, and had a fantastic weekend all around!

Loves!